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Homer Simpson
Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Simpson Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Text: Echo (During your next upkeep after this permanent comes
under your control, pay its mana cost or sacrifice it.)
, Sacrifice a land: Regenerate
Homer Simpson.
Flavor Text: Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you
remember it.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Simpson Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Haste (This creature can attack and
the turn it comes under your control.)At the end of your turn, if Bart Simpson is untapped, tap it and it deals 1 damage to you.
Flavor Text: You're turning me into a criminal when all I want ot be is a petty thug.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Simpson Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top two cards of your library and put one of them on the bottom of your library.
Flavor Text: "I still believe in protecting animals' rights, but that still doesn't excuse what I did." -- Lisa
"That's okay, honey, I used to believe in things too." -- Homer
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Simpson Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text:
: Target creature
cannot attack this turn., Tap another untapped Simpson
you control: Untap Marge Simpson.Flavor Text: "Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a world of make-believe. With flowers and bells and leprechauns, and magic frogs with funny little hats." -- Homer
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Simpson Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: Maggie Simpson is unblockable.
Whenever a permanent comes into play and whenever an instant or sorcery is played, Maggie Simpson gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Maggie Simpson cannot get +1/+0 in this way more than four times per turn.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Boss Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: Skip your draw step.
Whenever a card is put into your graveyard from anywhere, remove it from the game.
Whenever you draw a card, lose 1 life.
At the begining of your upkeep, you may draw up to four cards.
Flavor Text: "I'm sure you all remember Montgomery Burns -- the man who blocked out the sun, ran over a local boy, and stole Christmas from 1981 to 1985" -- Kent Brockman
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text:
: Untap target
black creature. It cannot be targeted by spells or abilities until end of
turn. Flavor Text: "People like dogs, Mr. Burns." -- Smithers
"Nonsense! Dogs are idiots! Think about it, Smithers. If I came to your house and starting sniffing your crotch and slobbering all over you, what would you say?" -- Mr. Burns
"If YOU did it, sir?" -- Smithers
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Bartender Boxer Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text:
, Reveal the top
card of target opponen's library: If the revealed card was a nonland, target
creature gets +1/+0 and can't block until end of turn.Flavor Text: Man, you go through life, you try to be nice to people, you stuggle resist the urge to punch 'em in the face, and for what?! For some pimply little puke to treat you like dirt... well, I'm better than dirt-- well, most kinds of dirt... not that fancy, store-bought dirt, That stuff's loaded with nutrients. I can't compete with that stuff.
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Groundskeeper Willie
Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Text: Whenever Groundskeeper Willie attacks, it gets +2/+1 until
end of turn.
1: Take target land card from
your graveyard and put it in your hand.
Flavor Text: There's nary an animal alive that can outrun a
greased Scotsman!
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Cop Boss Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 3/3
Text: Chief Wiggum can't block.
Other creatures you control get -1/-1.
Flavor Text: Fat Tony is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the... uh... what cures cancer?
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Color: Blue
Type: Instant
Mana Cost:
Text: If you control at least two islands, you may play Worst Spell Ever without paying its mana cost.
Draw a card. Then shuffle Worst Spell Ever into it's owner's library.
Flavor Text: Worst flavor text ever.
