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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Hitman Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: Vincent Vega doesn't untap during your untap phase.
: Untap Vincent Vega. Use this
ability only once each turn, and only during your upkeep.Flavor Text: Jules, if you give that f***in' nimrod fifteen hundred dollars, I'm gonna shoot him on general principles.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Hitman Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, put a transition counter on Jules Winnfield. When there are three transition counters on Jules Winnfield, remove it from the game.
Flavor Text: Oh, I'm sorry, did I break your concentration? I didn't mean to do that. Please. Continue. You were saying something about 'best intentions'?... Oh, you were finished... well allow me to retort.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Text: Echo (During your next upkeep after this permanent comes under your control, pay its mana cost or sacrifice it.)
Haste (This creature may attack and (tap) the turn it comes under your control.)
First Strike
Flavor Text: -Whose motorcycle is this? -It's a chopper, baby.
-Whose chopper is this? -It's Zed's.
-Who's Zed? -Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
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Mia Wallace
Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost: 
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: 
: Tap or untap
target creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an overdose counter on Mia Wallace.
At the end of each turn, pay (1) for each overdose counter on Mia Wallace
or destroy it.
When there are five overdose counters on Mia Wallace, remove them all.
Flavor Text: "Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bulls***
in order to become comfortable?
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Boss Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text:
: Choose a red
creature card in your hand and put that creature into play. Play this ability
as a sorcery.Flavor Text: I'm prepared to scour the earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***** waiting in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his a**.
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Winston Wolf
Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Cleaner Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: 1
: Remove target
creature card in any graveyard from the game.
Flavor Text: If I'm curt with you, it's because time is a factor.
I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you want
to get out of this. So please, with sugar on top, clean the f***in' car.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text:
, Return Jimmie
to owner's hand: Untap any number of target creatures that you control.
Play this ability as a sorcery.Flavor Text: The thing on my mind right now isn't the good coffee in my cup, it's the dead n***** in my garage.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Soldier Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: (1): Remove target artifact you control from the game.
(1): Take all artifacts that Captain Koons removed from the game and put them into your hand.
Flavor Text: So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his a**. Five long years, he wore this watch up his a**. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my a** for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.
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Color: Red
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost: 2
Text: Gain control of target artifact.
Put two Robber tokens into play. Treat these tokens as 1/1 red creatures.
Flavor Text: "Any of you f***en' pr***s move, and I'll execute every mother f***en' last one of ya'." --Yolanda
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Dealer Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text:
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Discard X cards: Put X -1/-0 counters on target non-artifact creature. Gain
X life.Flavor Text: "You're going to give her an ejection of adrenaline directly to her heart." --Lance
"Then what happens?" --Vincent
"I'm curious about that myself." --Lance
