Amelie
Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: 1, : If target creature's power is lower than its toughness, it gets +2/+0 until end of turn; if its toughness is lower than its power, it gets +0/+2 until end of turn; if its power is equal to its toughness, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
You're not a vegetable; even artichokes have hearts.