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Jack, the Narator
Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: At the end of each player's turn, Jack, the Narrator deals
1 damage to that player. Any player may pay (3) to prevent this damage.
(T): Search your library for an Illusion card and put that card into play.
Then shuffle your library.
Flavor Text: "If you could fight any celebrity, who would you
fight?" --Jack, the Narrator
"Alive or dead?" --Tyler Durden
"Doesn't matter, who would be tough." --Jack
"Hemmingway. You?" --Tyler Durden
"Shatner. I'd fight William Shatner.
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Color: Green / Red / Blue (Gold)
Type: Creature -- Illusion Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: */*
Text: Phasing
When Tyler Durden comes into play, another target creature you control gains phasing and it phases out. Tyler Durden becomes a copy of that creature, except it retains its other abilities.
When Tyler Durden leaves play, other than from phasing out, shuffle each creature with a recruit counter on it into their owner's library.
(X),
: Search target opponent's
library for a red, green, or blue creature with converted mana cost X or
less and put it into play with a recruit counter on it. Then shuffle that
library. Play this ability only during your turn.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Text:
: Marla Singer gets
+1/-1 until end of turn.: Search your library for a
Jack, the Narrator card and put that card into play. Then shuffle your library.Flavor Text: Marla's philosophy of life is that she might die at any moment. The tragedy, she said, is that she didn't." --Jack, the Narrator
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Townsfolk Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 3/4
Text: Robert "Bob" Paulson comes into play tapped.
Trample
Flavor Text: "Bob... Bob had b****-t**s. This was a support group for men with testicular cancer. The big moosy slobbering all over me, that was Bob. Eight months ago, Bob's testicles were removed. Then hormone therapy. He develops b****-t**s because his body uped the estrogen. And that was where I fit... between those huge, sweating t**s that hung enormous, the way you'd think of God's as big." --Jack, the Narrator
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Color: Land
Type: Land
Text:
: Add 1 colorless
mana to your mana pool., Pay 2 life: Add 2 colorless
mana to your mana pool. This mana can only be used to play creatures., Tap two untapped creatures
you control: Search your library for another Fight Club land card and put
it into play.Flavor Text: "Fight club wasn't about winning or losing. It wasn't about words. The hysterical shouting was in tongues, like in a Pentecostal Church. When the fight was over, nothing was solved, but nothing mattered. Afterwards, everyone felt saved." --Jack, the Narrator
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Insomnia
Color: Blue
Type: Enchant Creature
Mana Cost: 1
Text: Enchanted creature untaps during every player's untap step.
Enchanted creature cannot attack or block unless its controller discards
a card from his or her hand.
Flavor Text: ""When you have insomnia, you're never really asleep...
and you're never really awake." --Jack, the Narrator
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Color: Artifact
Type: Artifact
Mana Cost: 0
Text: Cycling 2 (You may pay (2) and discard this card from your hand to draw a card. Play this ability as an instant.)
Whenever a spell or ability controled by an opponent causes him or her to look at your hand, he or she loses 2 life.
If a spell or ability controled by an opponent causes you to discard this card, he or she loses 4 life.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this card is in your hand, and if your hand is face-up on the table, target player loses 1 life.
Flavor Text: ""So when the snooty cat and the couragous dog meet for the first time in Reel 3, that's when you'll catch a flash of Tyler's contribution to the film. Nobody knows that they saw it, but they did." --Jack, the Narrator
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Color: Green
Type: Enchantment
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain 1 life.
(0): Power Animal loses all abilities, becomes an enchant creature enchanting target creature, and gains "Enchanted creature has
:
Regenerate."Flavor Text: Slide!
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Color: Red
Type: Enchant Creature
Mana Cost: 1
Text: When Running Around in Your Underwear comes into play, draw a card.
At the beginning of enchanted creature's controller's upkeep, flip a coin. If you win the flip, tap enchanted creature. Otherwise, it gains plainswalk until end of turn.
Flavor Text: "I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. And then I ran some more. --Jack, the Narrator