Legendary Land
Your vampires cost 2 less colorless mana to play.
: Add 1 colorless mana to your
mana pool.Why, out of all the god-forsaken s---holes in Mexico did we have to meet here? -- Seth Gecko
One place is just as good as another. -- Carlos
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Creature - Robber Legend 2/3: Seth Gecko deals 1 damage
to target tapped non-white creature or player.G,
: Destroy target Vampire.
It can't regenerate.Everybody be cool... you... be cool.
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Creature - Preacher Legend 2/2First Strike
If any opponent controls any black permanents, Jacob Fuller gets +1+2.
: Destroy target Vampire. It
cannot regenerate."So Jacob, are you a faithless preacher... or are you a mean mother f***en' servant of God." -- Seth Gecko
1
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Creature - Robber Legend 2/2At the beginning of your upkeep, put a delusion counter on Richard Gecko. At the end of your turn, pay (1) for each delusion counter on Richard Gecko or it deals 2 damage to you.
: Richard Gecko deals 1 damage
to target tapped creature or player.
2
, Creature - Townsfolk Legend
1/2Kate Fuller comes into play with six arrow counters.
: Remove an arrow counter from
Kate Fuller: Kate Fuller deals 1 damage to target creature.: Remove an arrow counter from
Kate Fuller: Destroy target Vampire. It cannot regenerate.
3
, Creature - Biker Legend 2/2(2): Sex Machine deals 1 damage to target creature. That creature attacks this turn if able. Play this ability no more than once per turn.
Has anyone here read a real book about vampires? Or are we just remembering what some movie said. I mean a real book. -- Jacob Fuller
You mean like a Time-Life book? -- Sex Machine
2
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Creature - Soldier Biker Legend 3/4Trample
"F---en' bit me! You f---ing bit me!" -- Frost
"Whatta ya' gunna do about it?! -- Sex Machine
"COME ON, SEX MACHINE!!" -- Frost
3
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Creature - Vampire Legend 2/4: Gain control of target non-black,
non-artifact creature with power 1 or less.I'm not going to drain you completely. You'll be my slave. Because I don't think you're worthy of human blood, you'll feed on the blood of stray dogs. You'll be my foot stool, and at my command, you'll lick the dog s--- from my boot heal. Since you'll be my dog, you're new name will be Spot. Welcom to slavery.
2
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Creature - Vampire Legend 3/40: Razor Chaville gets -1/-3 and gains flying until end of turn.
This bar is for truckers and bikers only. You... get out.
2
, Creature - Vampire Legend
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