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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Robber Legend
Mana Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Text:
: Flip a coin.
If you win the flip, gain control of target artifact. Play this ability
as a sorcery.Flavor Text: If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Cop Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: When Mr. Orange comes into play, choose a creature type. Mr. Orange counts as that creature type.
: Mr. Orange cannot be blocked
until end of turn.Flavor Text: So this German shepard starts barking at me. He's barking at me. I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at ME. Every nerve-ending I have is screaming, 'Take off, man! Just bail, just get the f*** out of there!" Panic hits me like a bucket of water. First there's the shock of it... BAM... right in the face. I'm standing there drenched in panic. All these sherrifs looking at me, and they know, man. They can smell it. Sure as that f***ing dog can, they can smell it on me.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Robber Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: You may choose not to untap Mr. Pink during your untap step.
, :
Flip a coin. If you win the flip, gain control of target artifact as long
as Mr. Pink remains tapped.Flavor Text: I 'm very sorry the government taxes their tips, that's fucked up. That ain't my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government f***s in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it, put it to a vote, I'll vote for it, but what I won't do is play ball. And for thsi non-colleve bulls***, I got two words for that: learn to f***en' type, 'cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, you're in for a big f***in' surprise.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Boss Legend
Mana Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: Robbers get +0/+1.
(X),
: Search your library
for a robber card with converted mana cost X or less and put that card into
play. Then shuffle your library. Flavor Text: "...and you are Mr. Pink." --Joe
"Why am I Mr. Pink?" --Mr. Pink
"Cause you're a faggot, OK?!" --Joe
"How about I be Mr. Purple?" --Mr. Pink
"No, you can't be Mr. Purple! Someone on another job is Mr. Purple!" --Joe
"Who cares what your name is?" --Mr. White
"Oh yeah, that's easy for you to say, you've got a cool-sounding name. How about we trade. OK? You're Mr. Pink." --Mr. Pink
"No one is changing their f***ing names!" --Joe
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Robber Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text:
: Put a -1/-1
counter on target creature. Play this ability only whenever you could play
a sorcery.Flavor Text: I don't give a good f*** what you know or don't know... I'm going to torture you anyway.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Boss Legend
Mana Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 2/3
Text: (X),
: Search
your library for a boss card with converted mana cost X or less and put
that card into play. Then shuffle your library.Flavor Text: Okay, first things f***in' last!
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Color: Red
Type: Enchantment
Mana Cost: 2
Text: When Mexican Stand-Off comes into play, untap all creatures and put a Stand-Off counter on each of them. Creatures with a Stand-Off counter cannot attack or block and they gain "(T): This creature deals damage equal to its power to target tapped creature."
When Mexican Stand-Off leaves play, remove all Stand-Off counters from all creatures.
