0, Artifact
Cycling (2) (You may pay (2) and discard this card from your hand to draw a card. Play this ability as an instant)
Reveal this card in your hand: Gain 1 life. Play this ability only if you control a plains, only during your end step, only if no creatures attackd this turn, and no more than once per turn.
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, Creature - Legend 1/3Black creatures get -1/-1.
"I don't mean to sound ungrateful, but what are you doing handing around?" --Bethany
"We're here to pick up chicks." --Jay
"Excuse me?" --Bethany
"We figure an abortion clinic is a good place to meet loose women. Why else would they be there unless they like to f---?" --Jay
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Creature - Angel Legend 2/2Flying
When Bartleby comes into play, sacrifice it unless you gain control of target creature that an opponent controls for as long as you control Bartleby.. Put a number of convince counters on Bartleby equal to the converted mana cost of the targeted creature.
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Bartleby unless you pay an amount of mana equal to the number of convince counters on it.
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Creature - Angel Legend 2/2(2): Loki gains flying until end of turn.
(2)R :Loki deals 2 damage to target non-white creature or to target player that controls any non-white creature.
(2)R: Destroy target non-plains land.
Are you kidding me? Any moron with a pack of matches can start a fire. Raining down sulfur takes a huge level of endurance. Mass genocide is the most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer.
, Creature - Dealer Legend 1/1R,
: Tap target creature with
toughness 3 or less. Play this ability only whenever you could play a sorcery.See, all these John Hughes movies take place in a town called Shermer, in Illinois. And there's all this fine bush running around, and we could kick all the dudes' a--es because they're all whiney pu--ies. Except Judd Nelson, he was harsh. But best of all, there was no one selling weed. So I says to Silent Bob, "Man, we could live like phat if we were the blunt-connection in Shermer, Illinois!". So we collected some cash we were owed, and caught a bus. But when we got there, you know what we found out? There is no Shermer in Illinois. What kind of s--- is that?! F---ing movies are bulls---!
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, Creature - Dealer Legend 1/1At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a silent counter on Silent Bob.
Remove three silent counters from Silent Bob: Draw two cards.
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Creature - Apostle Legend 1/4(2), Reveal this card in your hand: Look at the top three cards of target opponent's library. Use this ability only if Rufus, the 13th Apostle is in your hand, and only if you could play a socery.
White creatures cost 1 less white mana to play.
"You knew Jesus?" --Bethany
"Knew him? N----- owes me twelve bucks!" --Rufus
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Creature - Demon Legend 4/33BB, Reveal this card in your hand: Target creature gets -2/-0 until end of turn. Play this ability only if Azrael is in your hand, and no more than once per turn.
Other black and red creatures get +1/+1.
Other green and white creatures get -1/-1.
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Creature - Angel Legend 2/3Flying; Protection from black
(X): Look at the top X cards of target opponent's library. Play this ability only if target opponent controls a black permanent.
: Target creature you control
gains protection from a color of your choice until end of turn.Human beings have neither the aural nor the phsychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of God's true voice. Were you to hear it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest. We went through five Adams before we figured that out.