, Creature - Clerk Legend 1/1If you control a forest, you may play Dante Hicks without paying its mana cost.
When Dante Hicks leaves play, draw a card.
"How many d---s have you sucked?" --Dante "Let it go!" --Veronica "How many?!" --Dante "All right, shut up a second and I'll tell you! Jesus! I didn't freak out like this when you told me how many girls you f---ed!" --Veronica "This is different, this is important. How many? Well?" --Dante "Something like 36." --Veronica "Something like 36?!" --Dante "Lower your voice." --Veronica "Wait a minute, what is that anyway, something like 36? Does that include me?" --Dante "36." --Veronica "I'm 37?! My girlfriend sucked 37 d---s!" --Dante "In a row?" --Customer "I'm leaving, Dante. I'll be back when you calm down, and we can talk about this rationally." --Veronica "Try not to suck any d---s on the way to the parking lot!" --Dante
, Creature -- Clerk Legend 1/2Echo (During your next upkeep after this permanent comes under your control, pay its mana cost or sacrifice it.)
Randal Graves cannot attack or block.
(0): Randal Graves deals 1 damage to each tapped creature. Tap all lands you control. Play this ability no more than once per turn.
This job would be great if it wasn't for the f---ing customers.
, Creature - Dealer Legend 1/1R,
: Tap target creature with
toughness 3 or less. Play this ability only whenever you could play a sorcery.What's up, baby? What's up sluts?
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, Creature - Dealer Legend 1/1At the beginning of your upkeep, you may put a silent counter on Silent Bob.
Remove three silent counters from Silent Bob: Draw two cards.
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