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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: If a red spell is on the stack, you may play Kirsten Dunst whenever you could play an instant. If you do, it gains haste until end of turn.
: Prevent the next 2 damage
that would be dealt to target creature this turn.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 11
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Mariah Carey comes into play with four clothing counters on it.
, Remove a clothing counter from
Mariah Carey: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: When Michelle Pfeiffer comes into play, remove any counters of your choice from target permanent.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text: When Milla Jovovich comes into play, sacrifice any number of other permanents. Put that many charge counters on Milla Jovovich.
When Milla Jovovich leaves play, target player reveals her or her hand, then you choose a card from it for each charge counters that was on Milla Jovovich. That player discards those cards.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: If a green spell or ability is on the stack, you may play Mira Sorvino whenever you could play an instant.
Whenever another creature comes into play, its owner pays (1) or sacrifices it.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Natalie Imbruglia comes into play with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Remove a +1/+1 counter from Natalie Imbruglia: Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: You may play Natalie Portman any time you could play an instant.
When Natalie Portman comes into play, prevent all damage that would be dealt to you and creatures you control this turn. For each damage prevented in this way, you gain 1 life.
When Natalie Portman leaves play, creatures you control lose their abilities and become 1/1 white creatures. Lose half your life, rounded down.
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Neve Campbell
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: , Choose a card
in your hand at random and remove it from the game: Add
to your mana pool. Neve Campbell deals 1 damage to you.
When Neve Campbell leaves play, return all cards removed from the game
by it to their owner's hand.
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Nikki Cox
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Double strike
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Silicone Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: If there are more than two silicone counters on Pamela Anderson, remove one.
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Put a +1/+1 silicone counter on Pamela Anderson. Play this ability only
whenever you could play a sorcery., ,
Remove two silicone counters from Pamela Anderson: Draw two cards.
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0, Legendary Artifact -- Equipment
Whenever you play another spell, put a size counter on Pamela Anderson's Boobs.
Whenever an opponent plays a spell, remove a size counter from Pamela Anderson's Boobs.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0 for each size counter on Pamela Anderson's Boobs.
Equip: (0)
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: When Rachael Leigh Cook comes into play, tap all lands you control, empty your mana pool, and draw 3 cards.
When Rachael Leigh Cook would leave lpay, instead remove it from the game and discard your hand.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text:
: Put a +1/+1
counter on Rose McGowan. Play this ability only whenever you could play
a sorcery., Remove X +1/+1 counters from
Rose McGowan: Rose McGowan deals X damage to target creature or player.
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Salma Hayek
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/2
Text: Salma Hayek gets -1/-1 for each creature in play with flying.
Double strike (This creature deals both first strike and regular combat
damage.)
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text: If a white spell or ability is on the stack, you may play Selma Blair whenever you could play an instant.
For each damage that would be prevented, instead you gain 1 life.
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Tara Reid
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Sacrifice Tara Reid, Sacrifice X other permanents: Tara Reid
deals X damage to target creature.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Sacrifice Uma Thurman, Sacrifice X other permanents: Prevent the next X damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of target creatures and/or players, divided as you choose.
Note: The rest of these cards have the old, pre-8th Edition design. These cards are out of print, so they arn't necessarily still available (though some might be.) These cards will eventually be updated with the 8 Edition design, and will then be in print again.
Check out Famous Females (A-J) for some more
with the 8th Edition design.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text: If there is a flying creature in play, return Katie Holmes to its owner's hand.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: When a player plays a spell, shuffle Kylie Minogue into its owner's library. If you do, each of that player's opponents draws three cards. (If an opponent plays a spell, you draw three cards; if you play a spell, your opponents each draw three cards.)
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 6/6
Text: Lucy Lui gets -1/-1 for each card in an opponent's hand.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 3
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text:
: Madonna gets +0/+1
until end of turn.: Madonna gets +1/+1 until end
of turn.: Madonna gets +1/-1 until end
of turn.: Madonna gets +1/+0 until end
of turn.: Switch Madonna's power and
toughness until end of turn.
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Color: Blue
Type: Instant
Mana Cost:
Text: Kicker:
(You
may pay an additional as you
play this spell.)Counter target spell or ability that targets a creature. If you paid the kicker cost, put two +1/+1 counters on that creature.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: Whenever Marisa Tomei attacks or blocks, lose 1 life and draw a card.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Fairie Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: When Meg Ryan comes into play, return all enchantments your opponents control to their owners' hand.
Your opponents can't play enchantment spells.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Return Melissa Joan Hart to owner's hand: Target creature gains trample until end of turn. You cannot play this ability if Melissa Joan Hart is attacking or blocking.
, Shuffle Melissa Joan Hart
into it's owner's library: Destroy all enchantments.
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Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: When Mena Suvari comes into play, it deals 4 damage divided any way you choose, among any number of target creatures and/or players other than Mena Suvari. If any of these creatures leave play this turn, remove them from the game.
When Mena Suvari would leave play, instead remove it from the game and each player returns to play all cards he or she owns that were removed from the game by Mena Suvari. Then, target opponent gains 4 life.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: When Mila Kunis comes into play, if an opponent controls more nonland permanents than you, return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Whenever a deck becomes shuffled, you may draw a card then discard a card. You may not do this more than once per turn.
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Naomi Watts
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: -2/-2
Text: Naomi Watts gets +1/+1 for each land an opponent controls.
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Color: White
Type: Instant
Mana Cost: 1
Text: If there are more cards in your library than there are in an opponent's library, prevent the next 6 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of target creatures and/or players, divided as you choose. Otherwise, prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt this turn to those creatures and/or players.
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Nicole Kidman
Color: Red
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Whenever a permanent comes into play, Nicole Kidman gets
+1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/1
Text: When Penelope Cruz comes into play, sacrifice any number of other permanents. Put that many charge counters on Penelope Cruz.
When Penelope Cruz leaves play, gain 2 life for each charge counter that was on it.
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Color: Red
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost: 3
Text: Destroy all artifacts in play. Rachael Leigh Cook's Public Service Announcement deals X damage to each non-flying creature and player, then each player sacrifices X lands, where X is equal to one plus the number of artifacts destroyed in this way.
Flavor Text: "It's not over yet... this is what your FAMILY goes through... and your FRIENDS... and your MONEY... and your JOB... and your SELF-RESPECT... and your FUTURE! Any questions?
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Elf Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: When Reese Witherspooncomes into play, sacrifice any number of other permanents. Put that many charge counters on Reese Witherspoon.
When Reese Witherspoon leaves play, put X +1/+1 counters, divided any way you choose, among any number of target creatures. X is equal to the number of charge counters that were on Reese Witherspoon.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text:
: Add
to your mana pool. Play this ability only if an opponent controls more land
than you.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: First Strike
Whenever an artifact comes into play or goes to the graveyard from play, you gain 2 life.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Sacrifice Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sacrifice X other permanents: Put a +1/+1 counter on each of X target creatures.
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Color: White
Type: Enchant Creature
Mana Cost: 1
Text: Shannon Elizabeth's Ability to be Famous for No Reason can enchant only a creature you control.
Enchanted creature's type is a Flagbearer.
If a spell or ability an opponent controls could target a Flagbearer in play, that player chooses at least one Flagbearer as a target.
Sacrifice enchanted creature: Draw a card.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: When Shirley Manson goes to the graveyard from play, target player discards a card.
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Tatu
Color: Red/Green
(Gold)
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 3/2
Text: Tatu can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.
Tatu may block up to two creatures each combat.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: When Thora Birch comes into play, search your library for a card and put it into your hand. Then shuffle your library.
When Thora Birch leaves play, reveal your hand and target opponent chooses a card from it. You discard that card. Then that player searches his or her library for a card, puts that card into his or her hand, and then shuffles his or her library.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: (2), Reveal a blue card in your hand: Put a change counter on Tiffani-Amber Thiessen.
If there are any change counters on Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, it gets +1/+1 and it becomes a blue creature.
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Color: Blue
Type: Creature -- Lord Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 0/1
Text: Traci Lords comes into play with fifteen age counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on Traci Lords. When there are eighteen age counters on Traci Lords, it loses all its abilities.
(X)
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Gain control of up to three target creatures with total mana cost no more
than X for as long as you control Traci Lords, and as long as Traci Lords
has this ability.
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Color: Green
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 1
Pow/Tgh: 0/2
Text: Tyra Banks comes into play with two +1/+0 counters on it.
Tyra Banks may block as though it had flying.
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Color: Black
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost:
Pow/Tgh: 1/1
Text: Sacrifice Winona Ryder, Sacrifice X other permanents, Pay X life: Draw X cards.
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Color: Black
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost:
Text: Search target opponent's library for up to two non-creature artifact cards and put them into play. Then shuffle that library. Lose life equal to the combined converted mana cost of these artifacts. If you don't put any artifacts into play in this way, draw a card.
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Color: White
Type: Creature -- Legend
Mana Cost: 2
Pow/Tgh: 2/2
Text: Whenever Yasmine Bleeth attacks or blocks, target player gains 2 life.