Buffy the Vampire Slayer / Angel
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Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
(version 1) 3 ![]() ![]() If any opponent controls a black permanent, Buffy, the Vampire Slayer gets +2/+2 and gains "Attacking doesn't cause this to tap." ![]() Your mouth is open... sound is coming from it... this is never good. |
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Buffy, the Vampire Slayer (version 2) "You'll find someone; he can come along any minute." --
Xander |
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Faith, the Vampire Slayer 3 ![]() ![]() Faith, the Vampire Slayer gains trample and gets +1/+0 for each black permanent an opponent controls. 2 ![]() It's like riding a biker. |
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Anya |
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Andrew Wells |
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Anya |
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Spell Goes All Wonky 1 ![]() ![]() Choose one -- Put a copy of target instant, sorcery, or ability on the stack, and you may choose new targets for the copy; or counter target instant, sorcery, or ability. Entwine ![]() ![]() "That's not a ball of sunshine!" -- Willow |
Note: The rest of these cards have the old, pre-8th Edition design. These cards are out of print, so they arn't necessarily still available (though some might be.) These cards will eventually be updated with the 8 Edition design, and will then be in print again. | |
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Xander Harris 1 ![]() U: Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by Xander Harris this turn. I laugh in the face of danger... then I hide until it goes away. |
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Willow Rosenburg![]() At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top three cards of your library and put them back in any order. UW, ![]() I knew it! Not in the sense that I had the slightest idea what was going on, but I knew there was something I didn't know! |
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Rupert Giles![]() (X): Target player reveals X cards in his or her hand. R, ![]() "I think someone had just a little too much free time in their hands." --Buffy "I'm not supposed to have a private life?" --Giles "No! Because you're very, very old... and it's gross" --Buffy "Well before I succumb to the ravages of age..." --Giles |
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Angel 3 ![]() ![]() At the end of your turn, if Angel is a white creature, put a peace counter on Angel. When there are four peace counters on Angel, remove them all, Angel becomes a black creature, and target opponent gains control of it. At the end of your turn, if Angel is a black creature, put a curse counter on Angel. When there are four curse counters on Angel, remove them all, Angel becomes a white creature, and its owner gains control of it. "...like, say... immortality?" --Buffy "Exactly. I'm dyen' to get rid of that." --Angel "Funny." --Buffy "I'm a funny guy." --Angel |
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Cordelia Chase![]() ![]() Tact is just not saying true stuff. I'll pass. |
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Daniel "Oz" Osborne![]() At the beginning of your upkeep, put a moon counter on Daniel "Oz" Osborne. If there are three or more moon counters on Daniel "Oz" Osborne, it gets +3/+3, gains trample, and is a wolf. (It retains its other creature types.) When there are five moon counters on Daniel "Oz" Osborne, remove them all. "Oz, you're considered somewhat cool." --Xander "I am?" -Oz "Is it because you always tend to express yourself in short, non-commital sentences?" --Xander "Could be." --Oz |
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Spike 3 ![]() ![]() Whenever Spike is dealt at least 3 damage during a turn, put two -1/-1 counters on it at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep. You were there? Oh please. If every vampire who said he was at the Crusifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock. I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and I spent the next six hours watching my hand move. |
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Drusilla 3 ![]() ![]() B, ![]() "Whatcha doin', love?" --Spike "I'm naming the stars." --Drusilla "You can't see the stars, love. That's the ceiling. Also, it's day." --Spike "No, I can see them. But I've named them all the same name, and there's terrible confusion." -Drusilla |
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Jenny Calendar 2 ![]() U, ![]() U, ![]() ![]() "These kids, they're a bunch of hormonal time bombs. Every time a pretty girl walks by, every boy turns into a gibbering fool." --Snyder "Ms. Calandar." --Giles "Mr. Giles." --Jenny "Well, I- I- I-, um... hello!" --Giles |
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Kendra, the Vampire Slayer 3 ![]() If any opponent controls any black permanents, Kendra, the Vampire Slayer gets +3/+2. ![]() I accept your scenario. |
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Principal Snyder 1 ![]() Creatures can't attack or block unless their controller pays (2) for each attacking or blocking creature. "I have not only the right, but also a nearly physical sensation of pleasure at the thought of keeping her out of school. I'd describe myself as tingly." --Snyder "Buffy was cleared of all those charges." --Joyce "Yes, and while she may live up to the not-a-murderer requirement, she is a troublemaker, destructive to school property and the occasional student. And her grade point average is enough to... I'm sorry... another tingle moment." --Snyder |
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Mayor Richard Wilkins![]() ![]() Mayor Richard Wilkins neither deals nor receives damage, it cannot be the target of spells or abilities, and it cannot block. At the beginning of your upkeep, put an assention counter on Mayor Richard Wilkins. When there are seven assention counters on it, it is a 13/13 snake creature (it retains its other creature types), and it loses all abilities. My god, what a feeling. Te power of these creatures. It suffuses my being. I can feel the changes begin. My organs are shifting, merging, making ready for the Assention. Plus, these babies are high in fiber, and what's the fun of becoming an immortal demon if you're not regular, am I right? |
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Evil Willow 3 ![]() ![]() Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. "We could be quite a team, if you came around to my way of thinking." --Evil Willow "Would that mean we have to snuggle?" --Willow "What do you say? Want to be bad?" --Evil Willow "This just can't get more disturbing." --Willow |
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Amy Madison 2 ![]() ![]() ![]() 2UU, ![]() "Maybe we should get her one of those wheel thingies." --Buffy |
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Mr. Trick 3 ![]() ![]() Your black creatures cost 1 less black mana to play. BB, ![]() Sunnydale. Town's got quaint. And the people? He called me sir. Don't you just miss that? I mean, admittedly, it's not a haven for the brothers, you know, strictly the Caucasian persuasion here in the 'Dale. But, you know, you just gotta stand up and salute the death rate. I ran a statistical analysis, and hello darkness! It makes D.C. look like Mayberry, and ain't nobody say'en boo about it. |
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Joyce Summers 1 ![]() When Joyce Summers comes into play, draw a card. 5, ![]() When Joyce Summers leaves play, shuffle target Buffy, the Vampire Slayer into its owner's library. "These books have no place in a public school library. Any student can waltz in there and get all sorts of ideas. Do you understand how that terrifies me? I mean, you patrol, you slay, evil pops up, you undo it. But is Sunnydale getting any better? Are they running out of vampires? You don't have a plan. You just react to things. I'ts bound to be kind of fruitless." --Joyce "Okay, maybe I don't have a plan... and maybe next time that the world is getting sucked into Hell, I won't be able to stop it because the Anti-Hell-Sucking Book isn't on the approved reading list! I have to go now. I have to go on one of my fruitless patrols and react to some vampires." --Buffy |
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Wesley Wyndham-Pryce 2 ![]() Wesley Wyndham-Pryce gets +1/+1 as long as you control Angel. All slayers gain haste. (They can attack and ![]() At the beginning of your upkeep, target opponent gains control of all slayers you control. (3): Gain control of target slayer. (3), Discard a card from your hand: Look at the top 2 cards of your library, put one in your hand, and remove the other from the game. "There's something. She's got a vibe. I'm getting a vibe. She's vibe-y." --Cordelia "I didn't notice a vibe." --Wesley "Well, all evidense to the contrary, Wes, but you're not a woman." --Cordelia |
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Darla 3 ![]() ![]() ![]() Tap an untapped Angelus you control, Discard a card from your hand: Search your library for an Drusilla card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library. Tap an untapped Drusilla you control, Discard a card from your hand: Search your library for a Spike card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library. "In a perfect world, Angel would be helping me burn the city to the ground. But where is he? Probably flogging himself in a church somewhere." --Darla "Oooh, flogging... Eeew, churches." --Drusilla |
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Tara Maclay 1 ![]() Cycling 2 (You may pay 2 and discard this card from your hand to draw a card. Play this ability whenever you could play an instant.) (0): Put the top card of your library on the bottom of your library. Play this ability no more than once per turn. ![]() "It's possible that he's in the Land of Perpetual Wednesday, or the Crazy Melty Land, or, you know, the World Without Shrimp." --Anya " There's a world without shrimp? I'm allergic." --Tara |
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Riley Finn 2 ![]() ![]() Other soldiers you control get +0/+1. "So what have you going on for tonight?" --Riley "Patrolling." --Buffy "Patrolling?" --Riley "Uh, Petroleum." --Buffy "Petroleum?" --Riley "And homework... uh, what about you, what are you doing tonight?" --Buffy "Grading papers." --Riley "Fun." --Buffy "It's not petrolium-fun, but it passes the time." --Riley |
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Jonathan Levinson![]() Instant Manifest 2W (You may pay 2W to search your library for this card, take it out, shuffle your library, and play the card as though it were in your hand without paying its mana cost. Play this ability whenever you could play an instant, and only if this card is in your library. If, when you paid a manifest cost, there was no card in your library with that manifest cost that could be played, you lose the game.) (3): Shuffle Jonathan Levinson into its owner's library. "My life happens to, on occasion, suck beyond the telling of it. Sometimes more than I can handle." --Buffy "Yeah, because being both beautiful and athletic, that's a stickler." --Jonathan |
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Angelus 3 ![]() ![]() At the end of your turn, if Angel is a white creature, put a peace counter on Angel. When there are four peace counters on Angel, remove them all, Angel becomes a black creature, and target opponent gains control of it. At the end of your turn, if Angel is a black creature, put a curse counter on Angel. When there are four curse counters on Angel, remove them all, Angel becomes a white creature, and its owner gains control of it. "Passion is the source of our finest moments. The joy of love... the clarity of hatred... and the ectasy of grief. It hurts sometimes, more than we can bear. If we could live without passion, maybe we'd know some kind of peace. But we would be hollow. Empty rooms, shuttered and dank. Without passion... we'd be truly dead. |
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Adam 7, Artifact Creature -- Android Demon Soldier Legend 6/7 At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a non-artifact, non-zombie creature. If you can't, shuffle Adam into its owner's library. Play no more than one of Adam's activated abilities per turn, and only whenever you could play a sorcery. 3B: Put target non-artifact creature card in your graveyard into play and put a zombie counter on it. It loses its abilities, it gains "when this creature leaves play, remove it from the game", and it is a zombie. (it retains its other creature types.) 3R: Adam deals 3 damage to target creature. 3U: Draw a card. "No tricks?" Spike "Scouts' honor." --Adam "You were a boy scout?" --Spike "Parts of me." --Adam |
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Forrest Gates 1 ![]() Forrest Gates gets +1/+0 and gains trample as long as you control another soldier. "Oh, check her out. Is she hot, or is she hot?" --Forrest "She's Buffy." --Riley "Buffy? I like that. She's so hot, she's Buffy." --Forrest "It's her name, Forrest. I'm just trying to... make up my mind about something... Buffy, she's pretty cool, isn't she?" --Riley "Yes already, she's cool, she's hot, she's tepid, she's all-temperature-Buffy. Now can we concentrate on the game here?" --Forrest |
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Graham Miller 1 ![]() Graham Miller gets +0/+1 as long as you control another soldier. "You know you don't belong here, right? This town? There's nothing for you here." --Graham "There's her." --Riley "Okay, right, there's her. And? You used to have a mission, and now you're what? The mission's boyfriend? Mission's true love?" --Graham |
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Professor Maggie Walsh 2 ![]() 2U: Search your library for an Adam card, reveal it, and put it in your hand. Then shuffle your library. Play this ability only if you control a land that could produce black mana, and only whenever you could play a sorcery. ![]() Now I understand your energies were directed in the same place as ours, in fact. It's only our methods that differ. We use the latest in scientific technology and state-of-the-art weoponry and you, if I understand correctly, poke them with a sharp stick. |
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The Master 1 ![]() ![]() The Master comes into play with six harvest counters on it. The Master cannot attack or block as long as there are any harvest counters on it. Creatures you control cannot be targeted by slayer abilities. Whenever a creature an opponent controls goes to the graveyard from play, remove a harvest counter from The Master; if it's a slayer, remove an additional three harvest counters from The Master. We live below, giving tribute to the old ones. Awaiting the promised day when we will arise. Arise and lay waste to the world above us. |
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Ethan Rayne![]() U, ![]() Now this may sting a little just at first. But don't worry, that'll go away once the searing pain kicks in. |
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Harmony Kendall![]() You may play Harmony Kendall whenever you could play an instant. When Harmony Kendall comes into play, tap target creature. "I need to talk to you for a second." --Xander "You mean in front of other people?" --Harmony |
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Allen Doyle 2 ![]() At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of target opponent's library. If it's a black card, tap Allen Doyle and look at the top 5 cards of that library; you may then shuffle that library. If it's a land card, tap Allen Doyle and look at the top 5 cards of your library; you may then shuffle that library. When Allen Doyle would leave play, instead put a vision counter on target creature you control. That creature gains all of Allen Doyle's abilities. (Replace any occurance of Allen Doyle's name in its abilities with the name of that creature.) Then remove Allen Doyle from the game. I get visions, which is to say, great, splittin' migraines that come with pictures. |
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Charles Gunn 2 ![]() Charles Gunn gets +0/+2 as long as you control a plains, gets +2/+0 as long as you control a mountain, and gains trample as long as an opponent controls a swamp. "Maybe we can help." --Cordelia "You two? If I find Deevak, I'm gonna need more than C3PO and Stick Figure Barbie backin' me up, no offense." --Gunn "Very little taken." --Wesley |
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Lorne, the Host 1 ![]() ![]() I'm gonna have a chat with Mr. Tall, Dark, and Rockin'. And meanwhile, Dirtlocl the Childeater's gonna open up to you all. He's searching for the Gorshan Mage who stole his power, and he's feelin' just a little bit country. |
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Holland Manners![]() ![]() ![]() Reveal this card in your hand, Discard a card from your hand: Put a -1/-0 counter on target non-black, non-white creature. It becomes black. Play this ability only if Holland Manners is in your hand. "You're not gonna win. Why fight?" --Angel "Well no, of course we aren't. We have no intention of doing anything so prosaic as 'winning'. That's really the question you should be asking yourself, isn't it? See, for us, there is no fight. Which is why winning doesn't enter into it. We go on no matter what. Our firm has always been here. In one form or another. The Inquisition. The Khmer Rouge. We were there when the very first cave man clubbed his neighbor. See, we're in the hearts and minds of every single living being. And that, my friend, is what's making this so difficult for you. See, the world doesn't work in spite of evil, Angel. It works with us. It works because of it." --Holland Manners |
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Lindsay McDonald 3 ![]() X, ![]() One down, more on the way. And the police have been called. And this whole conversation has been digitally recorded on Hi-Def. So, despite the fact that I'm sure it would make an entertaining evening watching you fight for your life, not to mention the fortune I could make off the video, I do have a dinner. |
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Glory, the Beast 2 ![]() Phasing (At the beginning of your untap step, this phases out, in which it's removed from play; if it is already phased out, it phases in, in which it comes back into play.) When Glory comes into play from your hand, search your library for a Ben card and put it into play or sacrifice Glory. Then shuffle your library and Ben phases out. If Glory goes to the graveyard from play, remove Ben from the game, even if it's phased out. Two birds, one stone... two yummy dead birds. |
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Ben 3 ![]() Phasing (At the beginning of your untap step, this phases out, in which it's removed from play; if it is already phased out, it phases in, in which it comes back into play.) When Ben comes into play from your hand, search your library for a Glory card and put it into play or sacrifice Ben. Then shuffle your library and Glory phases out. If Ben goes to the graveyard from play, remove Glory from the game, even if it's phased out. Two birds, one stone... two yummy dead birds. |
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Lilah Morgan 3 ![]() ![]() "Either we pass the reivew, or we don't. You really think that a few last minute dark rites and rituals are gonna make a difference now?" --Lindsey "Everyone else seems to thinks so. I heard Henderson actually pulled her firstborn out of company daycare to offer it up for sacrifice... brown noser. My mother was right, I should have had children." --Lilah |
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Kate Lockley 1 ![]() Kate Lockley cannot attack or block if any other creatures you control or attacking or blocking. "I don't know what you're talking about." -- Kate "No, of course you don't. And we can't be completely clear because... the law isn't clear on these matters, is it? I mean take for example... those creatures that murdered your father. They could never have been brought to any tradiitional jusitice, even if they HAD survived. And personally, I feel that you were totally justified in taking whatever.. extra legal measures you found necessary." --Lindsey |
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Evil Harmony![]() ![]() You may play Harmony Kendall whenever you could play an instant. When Harmony Kendall comes into play, tap target creature. You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking. 'Cause my answer is the same as always. No threesoms unless it's boy, boy, girl. Or Charlize Theron. |
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Olivia![]() If you control a plains, you may play Oliva without paying its mana cost. When Olivia comes into play, if you control an island, draw a card. "So everything you told me was true." --Olivia "Well no, um, I wasn't actually one of the original members of Pink Floyd. But the monster stuff, yes." --Giles |
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Quintin Travers 1 ![]() Sacrifice another non-land permament: Draw a card. Play this ability no more than once per turn, and only whenever you could play a sorcery. Sacrifice X other permanents, Sacrifice a slayer: Destroy X target creatures. "Buffy, I can sense your resistance, and I don't blame you. But I think your Watcher hasn't reminded you lately of the resolute status of the players in our little game. The Council fights evil. The Slayer is the instrument by which we fight. The Council remains, the Slayers change. It's been that way from the beginning." --Quintin "Well, that's a very comforting, bloodless way of looking at it, isn't it?" --Giles |
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Dawn Summers 2 ![]() When Dawn Summers leaves play, take all global enchantments in play and shuffle them into their owner's library. ![]() Everybody cares what she thinks. Just 'cause she can do blackflips and stuff. I could so save the world if somebody handed me superpowers. But I'd think of a cool name and wear a mask to protect my loved ones, which Buffy doesn't even. |