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Dirty Split Cards

Spit
Color: Green
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost: 2
Text: Spit deals 2 damage to each creature with flying.

Swallow
Color: White
Type: Instant
Mana Cost: 1
Text: Prevent the next 2 damage that would be dealt to target creature this turn. Gain 2 life.

 

Breast Implants
Color: Green
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost: 2
Text: If there is already a silicone counter on any creature in play, you may play Breast Implants without paying its mana cost.
Put two +1/+1 silicone counters on target creature.

 Breast Reduction
Color: Black
Type: Sorcery
Mana Cost:
Text: If you control a creature with any silicone counters on it, you may play Breast Reduction without paying its mana cost.
Remove one or more silicone counters from one or more target creatures in play. Draw a card.

 

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